I am a struggling human with lofty aspirations I rarely get accomplished for the daunting workload of the undertaking. Sadly common, isn't it? Pretty and ordinary, look how dull I shine.
I am not an EEyore, "depressing sigh, pittiful & poor is me" - no, no! I am a realist. Not afraid, nope, not me! - of my own bottom line. There is lots to brag on, above that line, too (by the way).